Here is some stupid facts:

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."

All porcupines float in water.

Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.

When opossums are playing 'possum, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror.